February 2012
dryadalum:
party brock is in the house tonight
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
1 tag
sometimes i laugh at my tags
because they’re just like
‘#FUCK YOU #YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE #YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY #WELL IT’S NOT YOU DICK’
shortly followed by a calm and collected ‘#benedict cumberbatch’
Vegan: I'm a vegan
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
2 tags
911: 911, what's your emergency?
Me: QUINN SHE JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR OMG HELP IT LOOKED BAD OMG
911: Does she need help? Where is she?
Me: NO NOT HER ME I NEED HELP SOBBING AND HYPERVENTILATING HEART PALPITATIONS
entire class: *packs up things*
teacher: dont pack up yet we still have 17 seconds left
blackmormon:
the gross sisters were ashy ass niggas
